Maddux Lingo

Maddux is always saying the funniest things...completely random but always thought provoking!

Hope you enjoy...

Preface: We had a friend over to play who is still being potty trained. They needed drinks, outside of course. So, I handed two cups to Maddux and said, "Maddux, here are the drinks. Choose which color you want then give S. the other one. Tell her to come in if she needs to go potty."

I hear: "Your cup is the blue one and mine is the green one if you need to go potty."

Walking into church he says, "Whoa MOM! Your belly is HUUUUGE!!"

Working in the backyard with dad: "Dad, Don't forget to throw a rock at the cat!"

I get out of the shower: "MOM! Your "armpits" are HUUUUUGE. They look like a cows! Do they have milk?"